Choice tidbits of the Auto-Meme
Nicked from takhisis -- the Auto-Meme is a script that randomly puts together a bunch of memes for often hilarious combinations.

Here are some of the excerpts I have:

- IPOD IS THE BOX OF RAPE OF THE PENGUINS
- CEILING TORRENT IS WATCHING YOU GET LAID
- THESE ARE NOT THE WHALES YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
- BLOGGER'S CLOSED DUE TO STEVE BALLMER
- I'M A BUTTON! I'M A BUTTON! SUCK MY DIIIIIICK! I'M A BUTTON!
- JESUS CHRIST IT'S A TROLL GET IN THE TRAP (that's terrible)
- MAXIMUM TECHCRUNCH RUMOURS YIELDS MAXIMUM LAWYERS
- PROTIP: TO DEFEAT THE MORON, SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT DIES.
- I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE GETTING LAID AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING ILLEGAL.
- NOOOO THEY BE GOOGLING MY DONG
- I AM ELVIS, HEAR ME GET LOW
- I WILL NOT TEABAG THIS PIG — IT IS DIZZY.
- I REALLY DO HOPE YOU'RE SHOOPIN AND NOT ACTUALLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED.
- THIS IS BUTTHURT. I CAN TELL BY THE DICTIONARIES, AND FROM HAVING SEEN A LOT OF GUYS IN MY DAY.
- 2GIRLS1CUP? IN MY ICE CREAM? (anyone who has actually seen this will understand; anyone who has not -- don't)

I can't seem to get it to output any gold like others, though.